Grandads we love you too!
Would you like someone to bring the kids fishing at the weekend? Play a round of golf? Mow the lawn? Moan for hours about the state of the world? The state of the health service? The economy? Why would you want to bring kids into a world like this anyway? Then he'll teach them how to tie a tie, skip a stone across a pond and patiently answer all the whys a child could possibly think of.